whenever the sun farts, or at least when i hear about it, i go look at seismograms.  when i see things like this, a building, or longer period harmonics, i check my emergency supplies: water, food, go-bag.

what do you do when you smell a sun fart?

here’s nice page with worldwide seismo’s in near-realtime.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/monitoring/operations/heliplots_gsn.php

then i think about trying to get up to the arctic circle and watch the aurora.  northern lights are really greasy sun farts, golden spoonfull of particles in the holy wind.  looks like we’re getting it in our general direction….

which comes from here.

http://services.swpc.noaa.gov/images/animations/ovation-north/latest.png

see the daylight line? called the “greyline”, thats where the above seismo is at at this moment of the aurora forecast.  my sunfart->quake theory has a lot of greyline dynamics in it.  stay tuned for formulae.